May 2013
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dayandnightitsjustlife: the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
May 22nd
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iwantt0be4every0oung: telescopical: rosiebeck: nxv: primisthebomb: I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid I threw a...
May 22nd
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thespookiesttaco: i would do my homework but sadly i am only an eel
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
May 22nd
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selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
May 20th
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soselfimportant: 4:35 Blaze it sorry traffic was crazy
May 20th
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friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you Relevant
May 20th
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sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
May 20th
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May 20th
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Babies don't have fingernails.
babybearhayley: mommyashleigh: They have razor blades. Accurate
May 20th
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May 20th
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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
May 20th
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May 16th
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unfreshing: this pussy clean this pussy squeaky that pussy old, that pussy creaky
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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so tired of being fucking broke.
May 8th
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May 5th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
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May 3rd
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chainsawmama: paperthinatheist: jaclcfrost: remember bunnicula the bunny that sucks the juices out of vegetables I read this whole fucking series and I’m not ashamed. LOVED THIS BOOK AS A KID. LOVED.
May 3rd
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frenchfrysweatshirt: a haiku about periods haagen dazs ice cream that stain is not coming out i am so horny
May 3rd
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arielrebekah: oh my god i got a face swap app and i tried it out on a picture of harry and grimmy but instead it put grimmy’s face on the dr dre shirt and dr dre’s face on harry i??????
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“Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75”
– Benjamin Franklin (via brokenpromisesanddbrokenhearts)
May 3rd
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