Brittany Whalen

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♥ um i'm twenty.
& I say fuck a lot.
I like cute things
& offensive humor.
I'm a manager at Papa Johns cause pizza is awesome and stuff. so hi.

shaving23spiders:

His palms are sweaty, knees weak
arms spaghetti
there’s vomit on spaghetti already
mom’s spaghetti
He’s nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti
to drop bombs
but he keeps on spaghetti

it might just be early but this made me laugh so hard for some reason.

(via youneedbrittany)

well there goes my self esteem.

well there goes my self esteem.

(via collectionoftattoos)

I’m so glad I have a cousin that I can laugh my ass off with, but also have serious conversation with. I love her. <3

omg seriously I can’t handle this.

omg seriously I can’t handle this.

(Source: terminalmarch, via shelbtw)

shelbtw:

THIS IS FOR BRITTANY

I CAN’T.
IT REMINDS ME OF CHUCK.
OH MY GOD.

THIS IS FOR BRITTANY

I CAN’T.

IT REMINDS ME OF CHUCK.

OH MY GOD.

(Source: letriforce)

omg im crying.

omg im crying.

(Source: peteranomaly, via shelbtw)

theboywhosleptin:

DEAD

theboywhosleptin:

DEAD

ewitsbrittany:

OMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGGOMGOGMOGGMOGMGOGMMOG
I CANTT
OMFG
III CANT

REBLOGGING ALL OF THESE SO SHELBY CAN SEE THE HILARITY.

OMGOMGOGMOGMGOMGOMGOGGOMGOGMOGGMOGMGOGMMOG

I CANTT

OMFG

III CANT

REBLOGGING ALL OF THESE SO SHELBY CAN SEE THE HILARITY.

(via ewitsbrittany)

(Source: slothsaturday, via likeasleepyhead)

aw yuss the altador cup on neopets is back

THIS IS SO PERFECT.

I’m ready for the goddamn AC.

THIS IS SO PERFECT.

I’m ready for the goddamn AC.

(Source: marissaofunderground)

(via youneedbrittany)

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